The Velvet Penguin

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   Awhile back Marty wrote a sketch about two fast talking Porno salesmen trying to get their stuffy boss to agree to make a new porno movie with shit in it.  It was called "Porno Pitch."  At one point in the sketch one of the guys pulls out a sign listing other shit-filled porno movies and their monetary success to stregthen the salesmens’ case.  It had all kinds of great titles including:

The Lion Shits in the Wardrobe

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Shit

Rumour Has It…There’s Shit in this Movie

  I had been thinking about these hilarious titles last night with Louise and we came up with a few new ones which I think are pretty darn hilarious:

Shitting Poppins

Big Shit in Little China

Shitless in Seattle

You’ve Got Shit

MiShit Impossible

What Shit May Come

Shitty Shitty Bang Bang

   Pretty funny!  If you think of a good one- let me know.  I’m always up for a cheap laugh!

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